April 2012
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Hong Kong Strip Club by Brian Farrell
I was in Hong Kong staying with my uncle who happened to be there on business. I wanted a night out on the town by myself, so I got in a cab and told the cab driver to take me to the red light district, ladies, strippers, babes, you know…after several different ways of describing that I wanted to go to a strip club, this cab driver knew exactly where to take me, which was what looked like...
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Better Food Than Machine Guns -by Brian Farrell
Growing up, I was never the guy to incite the food fight, but I would’ve been a fully supportive active participant when the shit literally hit the fan.
The most famous food fight in the history of the New Trier High School cafeteria was organized and instigated by a legendary nerd, Mark Powell. Mark was a tall and lanky nerd who wore a trench coat every day.
I went to a large high...
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Comedy on a Greyhound: A Failed Experiment -by...
My friend was traveling on a Greyhound bus this afternoon from Boston to NYC and noticed that everyone on the bus seemed too serious or sad, so he called me and I told him that I could cheer everybody up. I instructed him to put me on speaker phone, stand in the aisle and like John Cusack in Say Anything, proudly hold his phone in the air. He did precisely that and I told the bus full of people...
