February 2011
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ROOMMATES by Brian Farrell
I’ve lived in the same apartment in Hollywood for ten years and have had seven different roommates. STONY RYAN My current roommate, Stony Ryan, is great.  He smokes a ton of reefer, pays his rent and keeps a friendly low profile. CLARK & ASHLEY Interestingly enough, two of my past roommates moved to France. Clark, who was the drummer in my Guns ‘N Roses Tribute band (yes, I was in a Guns ‘N...
Feb 24th
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1 Minute Sitcom for Extreme Makeover: Home Edition...
I was hired to write comedy bits for one episode of ABC’s Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. It was the comedy-themed episode which aired October 10, 2010. Below is a one minute sitcom I wrote for this episode. The point of the sitcom was to show the viewer how the designers came up with the idea to build the Johnson family an office for their non-profit organization and the idea was that...
Feb 22nd
I have personally met two US Presidents at...
It’s tradition for me on Presidents’ Day to remember the two presidents I have personally met.  The first was Jimmy Carter when I was eight years old. He told me I would make a strong contribution to society and that I was wearing a slick suit.  I was dressed nicely that night because I was seeing my mother sing in the Atlanta Symphony Orchestra.  Carter was there to enjoy the concert...
Feb 22nd